We keep Ziggy chained up in the front yard.  He serves as a watch dog.  He may seem nice enough, but he can be quite vicious.  We feed him parts that fall off my Caravan.  He has eaten the side molding, the front air dam, two plastic hub caps, the rear view mirror and the vinyl off the rear seat.  So far, I estimate he has eaten 15% of the Caravan's, non metallic parts.     

Look!

It's the UPS Lady.  Ziggy hates the UPS Lady as she won't leave things on the door step for him to chew up like the Federal Express man did with my brand new $120.00 Cycling Shoes.

Listen up UPS Lady, you better leave something for Ziggy to chew up or he may go after your truck.

Now!  Smile for the Camera, Ziggy....